Friday, September 12, 2008

We're All Safe Now...the New Uniforms Arrived

Yes, folks, the GW Bush people have finally made this a safe country. I was (stupidly, stupidly) watching the local evening news last night. About the 3rd story in, they were talking about how, in honor of Sept 11, the TSA unveiled it's new uniforms, which have a new blue shirt.

Then they interviewed a few TSA people at our super-large airport. Sorry, but NOTHING has improved since Sept 11, 2001. Nothing. These are the same yahoos that, if they had done their job that day, we would not have watched the towers fall...

Anywhooooo...one of them, who can barely put a sentence together, says, and I am paraphrasing here...
"These new uniforms show how seriously we take our jobs, and how we are working really really hard to make this country safe."

Yeah, cause all terrorists are afraid of a french blue. It's like the anti-red bull cape.

Maybe if you shmucks didn't let weapons thru on a daily basis, we would take you a little more seriously.

PS Yes, Kimmons, thanks for the suggestions. We do all that stuff..., people think we're crazy at Target, and it takes us 20 minutes to load the dryer, but she finds it hysterically cool, but keep any suggestions coming please. She's a great kid, but I feel chained to the house and a life of isolation.

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